1. Choose a suitable background for photo. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. Place puppy in chosen spot and back up.
2. Chase after puppy and return to pre-focused spot.
3. Again, chase after puppy and return to spot.
4. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on hands and knees while trying to hang on to camera.
5. Focus with one hand while fending off puppy with other hand.
6. Get cloth and clean nose print from lens.
7. Put magazines back on coffee table.
8. Crawl after puppy with camera.
9. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.
10. Jump up in time to grab puppy and say- "No, no outside!"
11. Clean up the mess.
12. Fix your favorite drink.
13. Sit back in chair, put your feet up, sip your drink and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
